"babe wake up we gotta watch yugioh"
More like “get up babe we have to watch Pokémon”
Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile
I’d be like
It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Its 1:42 and I’m eating ramen it’s amazing how great this tastes
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game